Saturday, March 22, 2008

Lame Jokes

1) What is Demo's favourite movie?
- Finding Emo

2) What kind of porn does Demo like?
- Demographic porn

3) What is Hauxx's job?
- Kimjob

4) What does Mxplode use to blow the leaves?
- Riffblow

5) Who is Azizul?
- He's b0Nd.. madd b0Nd

6) Why did Sirian cross the road?
- To get a better wireless signal

7) Why does ming like to use SMGs?
- Because Si Ming Gay

8) Why does Hakim use Hauxx instead of Spuckz?
- Because it means super sucks

9) What do you think of Fiasco?
- He is a Fi'ass'co

10) Why did the terrorist cross the road?
- To get to the other 'site'

11) What did a parent says if they've just watch porn since a long time?
- They said "they haven't invented this moves back in my day"

By Hauxx and Mxplode (The two great minds in LLF)